Feliz Dia de Madre!

Well, for those who are still reading my posts, I apologize for the long absence. Between finals, work, and my lack of desire to maintain a blog, I just haven't gotten around to posting more worthless information. I did come across a really weird site that would probably be just as productive if not moreso called... www.omnomnomnom.com. This is courtesy of my brother who called me just to tell me about it. This website makes you excited to go to one of those free iPod or laptop sites and complete 50 offers and give up your credit card number to get it. Anyways, that's your useless garbage for now. I would like to wish all the mothers out there a most wonderful Mother's Day. You know who you are and you are all more than deserving of everything positive that happens to you today. Gimme a Quad Yeah for the weekend! If you see a Mother on the streets today, be sure to bust Knucks with them and blow it up! Knuckles and high fives to all! Out!

Spring has sprung...err....not

It's friday, folks! For those hoping to tune in to my worthless blog should probably be getting out a bit more if you're reading this the same day it's posted. Today's game plan is the same as every Friday: English, Math, and History followed by a sprint to work, crushing a 5 and a half, all capped off with...well, I'm not sure yet. Tonight's a big night for us Jazz fans, so I'll probably hit that up. Beat LA, boys! Well, that's about it for now, I'm out.

Day 2

I'm feeling in a Triple U mood. For those who don't know what that is, it stands for Unfunny, Unreadable, and Uninspired. A good example would be "The guy who claps at the waitress who drops a stack of dishes". I want to hear the best out there. Other than that, nothing else has been going down. I'm thinking of adding pics to this horrible blog. Please give me some ideas of things you would not like to see. Anyways, I'm out.

The Creation

Alright folks, this is the start of what I hope to be the world's worst blog. In ten years when the Guinness Book of World Records prints their book, my blog will be a part of it. Today, I did some stuff. My nephew got blessed, which was cool. Today was also the moment the magic happened. That's right, I was inspired to make my blog the absolute worst blog in the history of the internet. Al Gore must be turning over in his globally warmed grave (so much wrong with that sentence...). In the future, I hope to continue to make worthless posts and post random pictures of nothing. Enjoy!

Merry Christmas and a happy Boxing Day!

Alright, well people, it's officially my first Boxing day home. I've celebrated thus far by going to Salt Lake to move a piano and playing some football in the snow. Sounds pretty ideal to me. As for Christmas itself, there were plenty of good times had. Definitely didn't enjoy much basketball, except for the Lakers/Cavs game where the "Akron Hammer" (aka Lebron James) smacked Kobe up and down the court. Pretty tasty stuff. I did want to hit on one thing. On Christmas Eve, I had to work for about four hours. I'm okay with that. I would have probably just spent those four hours on my butt anyway so it was good to rake in some money for it. I did find it pretty pathetic how many people's lives are so lonely or boring that they decide to call into a company and either yell at us or complain or something like that. Somebody must be in quite a sad situation if they're willing to do that on Christmas eve. Oh well, definitely worth the money I earned since I didn't have to put up with too much. Hope you all had a very Merry Christmas and those who didn't, I hope you can find the truth so that you can next year! Go Trojans in the Emerald Bowl tonight! Out...

The Big Opener

Alright my people in I've-got-nothing-better-to-do-with-my-life land. I'm officially opening up the blog for good. What will I post here? Who knows. Will anybody follow it? Do I really care if anybody does? Answer to those two questions....big fat no. As of right now, we've got one crazy week ahead and it is off to a great start thus far. Jim Rome was hitting the big debate of the day...to take or to run? Not football, not the big playoff implications going on throughout the NFL or the early bowl season getting underway. He was amid heated discussion about whether to let Vinnie Mac take another shot at Jungle Glory....errrrr telling all those "Raggedy Ann's and Andy's" that he's the "Bottle on the top shelf". Way to be. Unfortunately, I got to work and didn't get to hear what happened. If anybody's got some insight for me, lemme know. I was highly anticipating that call.

Using the Rome Jungle system, I will be monitoring any and all posts on this blog and if you don't have a legit take, I'm gonna have to run you. Your posts must make my blog better and if they don't, I'm gonna have to run you. Plain and simple. So, bring it on. Let's get some good takes on here. Doesn't matter if it's sports, news, politics, celebs, whatever. Bring it on!