Feliz Dia de Madre!

Well, for those who are still reading my posts, I apologize for the long absence. Between finals, work, and my lack of desire to maintain a blog, I just haven't gotten around to posting more worthless information. I did come across a really weird site that would probably be just as productive if not moreso called... www.omnomnomnom.com. This is courtesy of my brother who called me just to tell me about it. This website makes you excited to go to one of those free iPod or laptop sites and complete 50 offers and give up your credit card number to get it. Anyways, that's your useless garbage for now. I would like to wish all the mothers out there a most wonderful Mother's Day. You know who you are and you are all more than deserving of everything positive that happens to you today. Gimme a Quad Yeah for the weekend! If you see a Mother on the streets today, be sure to bust Knucks with them and blow it up! Knuckles and high fives to all! Out!

Spring has sprung...err....not

It's friday, folks! For those hoping to tune in to my worthless blog should probably be getting out a bit more if you're reading this the same day it's posted. Today's game plan is the same as every Friday: English, Math, and History followed by a sprint to work, crushing a 5 and a half, all capped off with...well, I'm not sure yet. Tonight's a big night for us Jazz fans, so I'll probably hit that up. Beat LA, boys! Well, that's about it for now, I'm out.

Day 2

I'm feeling in a Triple U mood. For those who don't know what that is, it stands for Unfunny, Unreadable, and Uninspired. A good example would be "The guy who claps at the waitress who drops a stack of dishes". I want to hear the best out there. Other than that, nothing else has been going down. I'm thinking of adding pics to this horrible blog. Please give me some ideas of things you would not like to see. Anyways, I'm out.

The Creation

Alright folks, this is the start of what I hope to be the world's worst blog. In ten years when the Guinness Book of World Records prints their book, my blog will be a part of it. Today, I did some stuff. My nephew got blessed, which was cool. Today was also the moment the magic happened. That's right, I was inspired to make my blog the absolute worst blog in the history of the internet. Al Gore must be turning over in his globally warmed grave (so much wrong with that sentence...). In the future, I hope to continue to make worthless posts and post random pictures of nothing. Enjoy!